Tuesday, 29 January 2013

Sunday, 13 January 2013

We Now Have A Clothing Range

Check out our new clothing designs and we hope that you like them. We have created some products over at the spreadshirt.co.uk and hope you will check them out.
As well as lots of clothing designs we have mugs and phone covers for you to check out and hopefully enjoy.

Saturday, 12 January 2013

New covers being fitted

We have just had some new covers made for the F-Machine mechanisms that boast our website address. We think that they look pretty cool and we will post a pic of them tomorrow. These ones are stronger than the original manufacturers ones and are black rather than clear, they really do fit in with the distinctive look of our fucking machines. Can't wait for the first person to forward us a picture of one in use :-)

Sunday, 6 January 2013

New Batch Of Dildos Just In

Our latest order of dildos has arrived together with lots of lube. Unfortunately the Anal Dildos were out os stock so we haven't got any of those in at present - sorry. As soon as they are available they will be back again - promise.
If you are thinking about placing a booking for the future its a good idea to drop us a note and we can make sure that we have what you need in stock. If you see it on the booking pages then we have them in stock. You can't actaully buy anything that we don't physically have.

Friday, 4 January 2013

Fucking Machine Photos & Videos

Thank You

We'd like to say a big public thank you to the coupe who have just sent us some pics of one of our fucking machines in action - you look like you were enjoying yourself girl ;-)

We love getting feedback and its alwasy really nice (and horny) to see the machines in action so please continue to post away. We promise not to pass them on to anyone else they are purely for our own pervy pleasure I mean research purposes LOL.

Link To Message

First Fucking Machine Post

First Blog Post - Ever

Well this is something completely new. We were asked if we blogged and as we hate saying no to anything we thought we'd give it a go.

Still working our way around things so please be patient with us. Well lets tell you all a bit about ourselves and what we offer. We love fucking machines and have started a rental business for anyone wanting to experience these amazing machines.

We rent out the F-Machine which is an absolutely stunning piece of function and form. Its trips down into its own carry case and is capable for fucking at an amazing 240 strokes a minute which is enough to make your toes curl and your eyes water LOL.

We will be using this blog to inform everyone of our business and how its expanding. We will also be hosting reviews and feedback we receive about our service here.

So long,

Ian & Kathy